Paul The Orange!

Paul The Orange!

- Monday, January 28, 2008 -

It's Caffeine Pumping Time!

Imagine the stressful exam periods without coffee...
Imagine not being to keep your eyes open...
Imagine dozing off and drooling on your lecture notes...

Luckily for mankind, "Caffeine Paradises" exists!
Visit your nearest Starbucks or Coffee Bean for you caffeine dose!

Effects of..

A cup of caffeine-blasted regular black coffee..

Could transform you from...

Sleeping Buddha...

To..

This..

Then to..

THIS..

And then..

THIS!!! =D

Caffeine's amazing isn't it?!

- Thursday, January 24, 2008 -

Swensen's Treat!

Back after a tiring 24-hour lack of sleep & Immunology paper & New Year Shopping to meet Dear & friends.. Crazy 3 girls decided to head to Swensen's for Ice-cream treat after their lessons & O Level results.. Congrats to Sherlyn & Sharon for scoring A1 for their Chinese Os! =D Well deserved treat!

So there we were with...

Topless 5 & Banana Split!

Topless 5 sounds so wrong.. =X
Topless 5 Enjoyment Tips: Maximum enjoyment of this 5 scoops of ice-cream can be achieved by savouring it under a hot weather in a group of 5 topless people!

Banana Split is a YES YES for couples!
Girls, if you wanna threaten/warn your darling boyfriends in a nice manner, bring him to Swensen's for Banana Split!
Girl: "Ice-cream nice?"
Boy: "Yep! =)"
Girl: "Good! Hee~ I tell you ar.. Don't try anything funny with [Fill In The Blanks] or you see the the banana on the boat?!" =X

Excited Excited!

Sherlyn: "Hee! I got the ice-cream first!"
Shereen: "=D Not if I have the spoon first!"

Ice-cream's not filling.. So we decided to get Salmon & Mushroom Baked Rice! =D
However, it took quite some time for the baked rice to arrive..
TIPS: Remember to change to white sauce.. It goes better with the salmon!

Sherlyn: "Where's the baked rice...?"
Shereen: "I want salmon baked rice.. MMmm.. I think my hand smells like salmon too.." =X

Sharon: "Will the salmon baked rice just drop from the sky like.. Now?!"

Tada~ I Love It!

Fun yet tiring meal & Swensen's..
I almost fell asleep while waiting..
Tired.. Too tired..

- Tuesday, January 22, 2008 -

FE Training

The AC guys have just developed a new training technique called the "First Aid-Endurance Training".

- This training works by standing under the hot sun in senang-diri position / holding on to weights, at the same time discussing first aid cases in theory form.

- Given a case, the guys would have to list the possible signs and symptoms, and also the possible treatments.

- Failing to do the above or any mistakes made would result in multiple sets of circuit runs, push-ups, sit-ups & arms/legs raises.

- Safety precautions include careful supervision of weight training & sufficient water breaks.

This is a 2-in-1 training method to enhance physical strength of the guys to benefit Transport of Casualty (TOC) and at the same time to further improve the their first aid knowledge.

HOT HOT!

WeiCai seemingly badly "tortured" by Kamal & Melvin.

Leg-raise on Burning Concrete under the Scorching Sun! =X

Poor thing.. =P Still, I laughed my ass off.

Enjoy~

- Sunday, January 20, 2008 -

First-Time-Learning-To-Cycle-After-Living-For-20-Years Day 2

Spent an hour during the early noon cycling at 663
Learning how to turn, under the coach of KahHong!
Slight improvement..
I did fall.. Once.
Worst fall so far.. "四腿朝天" (Hands & legs pointing to the sky) =X

Met Kamal for cycling in the evening at Yishun Park.
Thanks Kamal for the crazy cycling lessons!
I have no license!

Banged into:
Many walls
A drain beside a slope

Almost banged into:
Pedestrian traffic light pole
2 trees
Numerous cars on road & carpark! =X

Almost killed:
1 couple on a bicycle
1 couple strolling
1 old man strolling
1 young man strolling
1 PREGNANT lady!

Paul Proudly Present... *Drum Roll!*

L-Plate Cyclist =P
(Don't forget to check out that sexy ass~ =X)

19/1 Happenings..

My 1st bicycle riding lesson early in the morning before SJAB competition training..
Feeling a little "High" after learning how to ride a bicycle for 10 metres! =P
Thanks to Yaawar for helping me overcome my 20-year fear of cycling! =)

Went back to YTSS..
Realised I didn't helped out much in the competition training today...
That's because...

I was having fun with the dummy face! =X
I sooooo looked like the killer from the movie - Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

Comp. training carried on as usual with a new officer from HQ invited as trainer for the AC Team!
Training ended with a surprise-advanced-birthday-celebration for Gene by Kamal!
Awww.. How sweet~!

Little Ms. Delightful~

Spent the entire afternoon hanging out with the usual SJAB gang..
Sakura as usual..
Shopped around Northpoint..

Day ended with some bicycle modifications to the tyres and lights.
Tried to cycle home..
Almost banged into a guy with his family, luckily I jammed break..
Came off my bicycle, pretended it's my bicycle's fault
Almost banged into a pole at my block, luckily I jammed break..
Laughed by a teenage girl on the 3rd level who called her mum out to look at me!
OMG

Well, spent my night with lots of catching up with Sherlyn & Sharon at Cineleisure..
Managed to do some short catching-ups with Valerie & Joanne, Bowen, & Benny & Phyllis whom all I met coincidentally at KFC!

Shopped around with the 2 girls for their CNY clothes..

Mirror Mirror On The Wall.. You Get To See... The Fattest, The Fairest, The F***est! Lol! =X

Saw tons of nice, well-designed clothings for guys..
Too bad.. No size for Paul! =X
Night at Cine ended with...

Maestro Bistro's Chocolate Fondue!
Hot molten chocolate + Oreo cookies + Banana slices + Marshmallows + More marshmallows~
Not forgetting the thirst quenching Strawberry Frizz soda! =D

- Friday, January 18, 2008 -

2 Things I Want To Learn BADLY This Year

- Ride a Bicycle!
- Swim!

YES! I can't the the above 2 things! So embarrassing! =(

I MUST! I MUST LEARN!

- Thursday, January 17, 2008 -

Monkey Maid

Consider hiring a maid to take care of your baby?

Think no further!

Get a monkey!

You'll save almost $400 every month!

What you need are just bananas! =X

Not forgetting saving $$$ on shampoo too! =P

- Wednesday, January 16, 2008 -

Lip Balm Kissing Test

This is hilarious! =D

- Tuesday, January 15, 2008 -

New Year Shopping List

Just realised I've not done my new year shopping yet!
Ok! Here's a quick list from head to toe:

1) 2-3 New T-shirts/Polo-Ts
2) 1-2 New Button Long Sleeved Shirts
3) 2 New Belts
4) 2 New Pairs of Jeans
5) 2 New Pairs of Socks
6) 1 New Pair of Sneakers
7) 1 New Pair of Leather Shoes

Estimated Spending: $500-600!

HOPEFULLY I could have enough $ for other accessories like:

1) New Ear Studs
2) New Watch
3) New Wallet
4) New Bag

HOW?! Valentine's Day - Eat Grass..

- Saturday, January 12, 2008 -

SAKURA AGAIN!

It's dining at Sakura Thai-Chinese Cuisine Restaurant again after SJAB competition training again! =D This time, the group's much bigger, occupying 2 huge tables. It's always fun to have a meal together as one big family with all the jokes.. Gossips.. and pure nonsense. =X Today's no different..

Photos!!!

WeiCai after his Cockles Fried Kway Teow flooded with Chili Padi..
His SOS call - 5 cups of Iced Water!

Kamal : "WeiCai! Don't mess with your Corporals! Punch you then you know!"
WeiCai *Laughing To Himself* : "Lol~ Pick on someone your own size.. I sit on your face and fart then you know.."

Vanessa : "Aiyo.. Why must I have superglued-face with YiQian?! At least superglue a handsome cute guy (Like.. My Sir? =X *She gonna kill me*) to my other side la!"

That's all for now folks! =)

- Friday, January 11, 2008 -

CCA Allocation!

Today's the day where the new students are allocated their preferred CCAs.. Or not-so-preferred CCAs..
SJAB has a total of 20 new cadets = 16 girls, 4 boys!

Had a live TOC situation at the school field today.
Soccer player had ligament injury.
Melvin was pretty panicky, Kamal did fine!
Good job guys!

Some photos:

(1) *Evil Witch* : "Wahaha! I've just cast my super ultimate horribly terrible FART SPELL on YueYing!"
(2) : "Woo~ Where did that strong air current come from?! YueYing FARTED?!"
(3) & (4) : "God.. Please.. I beg you.. Stop the farts.. I beg you.. PLEASE!"
(5) & (6) : "Woo~ Smells worse than decomposing fart! Must be that Evil Witch's new fart spell!"

(1) : "Oh Shit!"
(2) : "Shit What? Shit in toilet, not here! Wah! Why so smelly?! Shit coming out?!"
(3) : "Oh god! Please stop this shit nonsense.. You make me feel like shitting.."

JunHao~ *HintHint* =X

Well, the secondary ones look so fragile! I just hope the guys would stay. =)

Salmon & Ham Pasta With White Sauce!

Early morning marketing..

Main Ingredients: Salmon Belly, Picnic Ham, Penne (Pasta)

Garnish: Dill

White Sauce Ingredients: Corn Flour, UHT Milk, Grated Parmesan (Cheese)

Presenting.. Salmon & Ham Pasta with White Sauce! Doesn't it look so appetising? =D~~

This lady came.. "What are you cooking?! Why you put the ham in so early?! Why you cook like that?! Why put so much milk?! WHY WHY WHY?"

Still, this meal wouldn't be possible without Ms. "Professional" Chef! =)

MMMMmmmmm~ Told ya it's delicious~!

- Wednesday, January 09, 2008 -

SJAB Craze!

It's just unbelievable how crazy these lovely girls can be..

I'm impressed at how much the nursing teams have bonded!
I wished I could have this much fun when I was a cadet!

I think the Ambulance team should try something like that too! =X
Guys! Next training! =D

- Saturday, January 05, 2008 -

Sembawang Park With Kamal, Eileen & Xueli!

Decided to head to Sembawang Park despite the rain for a little walk and last minute "picnic" with loads of chips and chocolates! =D
Too bad LingEn couldn't make it in the last minute! Don't worry, we've kept your chocolates!

Upon arrival under the heavy rain:

Eileen & Xueli all ready for the "excursion"!
Actualy, we were searching hard for a shelter! =X

Kamal & I with the "latest trend" - Plastic Baggy Hairdo! =P

We did find a nice shade with a place to sit down and..
SNACK TIME!

Kamal savouring his Kinder Bueno Milk Chocolate Bar..
MMmmm.. Muackz! Exquisite!

"How I wish my boyfriend's like this bottle of Iced Lemon Tea.. So sweet~"

"Hmm... This chocolate tastes like chocolate!" =X

Ahhh!! Tastes like CHOCOLATE~!!!"

Some other species we met:

Mr. Neighbouring-Couple's-Pet-Bird loves me so much it kept climbing on me! *Freaky*

Kamal found this cute little slug near a fishing spot.. SLIMY~!

- Friday, January 04, 2008 -

YTSS CCA Bazaar!

#Back to help promote SJAB with lots of shouting, balloons and fun.
#Sad thing is that our ambulance was booked on the wrong date and did not arrive!
#Other wise SJAB would have "slaughtered & owned" many CCAs.
#No loud hailer, No large banners to walk around with, No Mascots, No Ambulance.
#Probably we should start planning a large scale promotion for next year.
#Overall good job done still!
#Everyone's so hyped up and active grabbing people, screaming and shouting.
#For those who have lost or are in the process of losing their voice, do drink more water and rest your throat. =) (Honey Lemon Drink HELPS!)

Some Photos of our dinner at Sakura Thai-Chinese Cuisine:

Eileen, YiQian & Xueli

Kamal, Gene & LingEn

Kamal: "I tell you I no hair there!"
Gene: "Ya right! Come! I pluck & show you!"

Eileen: "Come YiQian! I take photo with you! Next time you get famous for being the slowest eater I can tell people you're friend!" =X
YiQian: *Spastic Face*

- Wednesday, January 02, 2008 -

First Day Of School

Walking dreadfully from Dover MRT station to Block T1A..

Took the lift.. Up to Level 4..

Entered T1a46..

In comes the lecturer..

Sian..

1 month of shitty shit left to go! =)

- Tuesday, January 01, 2008 -

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!

Well, it's a brand new 2008 with:

- A brand new haircut! (Just Haircut =X)

- A brand new iPod Touch with a brand new pouch!

- A brand new plastic casing for my handphone! (Pasar Malam Grade =X)

Top 3 New Year Resolutions:

- Ever lovely year ahead with my sweetheart~! ^^

- Get out of polytechnic ASAP!

- Be richer!!!