Paul The Orange!
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Ok! It's not too tough to make a simple Mushroom & Egg Sandwich... You would need...  A nice mixture of 2 scrambled hard boiled egg + 1 small can of cooked sliced button mushrooms + 2 tablespoons of mayonnaise! *Yummy* Next is of course the bread!  Plus a bit of margarine on each size and a small piece of fresh green lettuce! Then goes the generous portion of delicious filling!  Great colour yea?! Put them all together...  & you have a tasty, healthy Mushroom & Egg Sanwich! After some final touches...  Packed & ready for the surprise delivery! =D I guess it was a pretty normal sandwich... She said it tasted OK only.. Awww.. I'll make a better one next time! =D And please eat the LETTUCE! Haha! So picky.. =X But I'm glad this picky girl would have something to eat in class while she's busy completing her work.. =P Alright! Despite all the nasty things that have surfaced.. I've still decided to carry on with plan.. Breakfast surprise for my Dearest Shereen! Lol! She's never gonna expect this cos'.. She's just never gonna expect it! =P Let's see.. It's 5.37am now and I've gotten all the ingredients ready in the refrigerator.. Just made a simple little card for her too! Here's a sneak preview (Excluding the messages =P)!   Only a cute 8cmx9cm petite card! =P Oh yea! Anyway it's gonna be Mushroom & Egg Sandwich on the menu! YumYum! Alright! Now to the kitchen! More photos will be up later on! =D The UG open house at YTSS was pretty interesting with CCAs such as Red Cross, Scouts, Girl's Brigade & National Civil Defence appearing in our school! It's so fun seeing SJAB & Red Cross side by side doing CPR.. Though their female uniform's so much more beautiful as compared to ours.. (Looks like air stewardess) I think the way they did CPR that day was... HAIZ... SJAB still rocks! See?!  Never LOCK elbows! =P Oh yea! "Made" an instant SJAB T-Shirt too! With a self-cut SJAB sticker logo! And.. There it goes..  Onto my shirt! =X I think the next SJAB shirt should be designed something like that.. Looks pretty good! Oh! Girl Guides were doing henna for free! Sherlyn did this brilliant job.. Yes..  For the next 1 week, people on the streets all know I'm Paul.. =X Thank you still! It looks.. Wacky? Lol! It's our 6th month together too! Happy half a year Shereen! =D A little treat for you..  Spaghetti.. With LOTS & LOTS of LOVE! =P I love your thoughtful gifts.. And on my 100th post, I want to say to you.. . . . . . I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SWEETHEART! If I do remember clearly, one of the rules of Buddhism is "No taking of life of beings", thus the strict vegetarian diet, as eating meat would be considered as indirectly taking a life. Main point is.. A Buddhist or more importantly, a MONK should not be taking lives and if I'm right, shouldn't even indulge in the thought of doing it?! To my amazement... Saw this scene in Yishun GV Funland..   Time Crisis 4 - Only suitable for children above 8 years old and monks from India. =X Still, he's a great guy.. Manage to have a quick chat with him after his game when he asked if I'm a Buddhist.. Found out that he's truly a monk from India - Not those monk scams you see around.. After our short conversation, he placed his palms together, went "Amitabha..", smiled & walked off.. [Of course I did the same to be nice, in case he knows I took those photos and decides to use some secret shaolin kungfu to shoot invisible bullets with the super infra-red gun at me. =P ] That smile of his sure felt very special, it gives a certain feeling of warmth and comfort.. One nice, friendly monk indeed.. BUT STILL! Mr. Monk here playing Time Crisis 4 is... ???!!! Got this from Xueli~ SEVEN THINGS FOUND IN YOUR ROOM 1. 2 cute little soft-toy-teddys (Yes! Cute & furry!) 2. New Moon chicken essence 3. Back-scratcher (Absolutely sensational to sooth itchy backs =X) 4. Lots of empty mineral water bottles (I'm a water tank) 5. My comfy-est bed (2 spring beds stacked together.. WOoo~) 6. Jumbo biting croc. toy (Press the wrong teeth and the jaw slams down!) 7. Lots of lovely gifts from Shereen! (Loveya!) SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS 1. Do you like anyone? - I Love Someone.. 2. Does anyone like you? - Someone Loves Me.. 3. Last kiss? - Not too long ago? =X 4. Been lead on? - Nope. 5. Been cheated before? - Nope. 6. Want a relationship? - Already in one. 7. Want to get married? - Definitely, but not now. SEVEN 'CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT's 1. Shereen! 2. Family! 3. Close buddies! Gay Buddies! 4. Computer loaded with overflowly 'illegal nonsense' - Movies, songs, music, internet! 5. Handphone with my precious's photo in it! 6. My 52 mistresses - Deck of cards! 7. $$$! SEVEN 'ON MY MIND's 1. Shereen! 2. Special dates - 6th Month, My birdday, Her birthday! 3. How to make instant $$$ 4. Drive my dad's car without crashing. (License 1st) 5. Prata 6. Sushi 7. Regain my magical powers! SEVEN 'DO YOU's 1. Believe in God? - Probably. 2. Have any dream come true? - Yes. Her. 3. Read the newspaper? - Only to check TV programme schedules. 4. Get enough sleep everyday? - Would be a miracle if I ever have enough. 5. Have a best friend? - Definitely! Best girlfriend? =P 6. Take a bath? - Nope, Never. I'm honest. =S 7. Wish on stars? - I prefer my ceiling. =X SEVEN 'HAVE YOU EVER's 1. Fallen in love? - Yes! Still couldn't stand up. 2. Kissed someone of the same sex? - Someone of the same sex kissed me. 3. Hooked up with someone who already have a gf/bf? - Not into such excitements. 4. Been to a bonfire? - Nope. 5. Ran away from home? - Nope, could never decide what to run away with. 6. Played strip poker? - Nope. Will only play if it's a 100% win for me. =P 7. Pulled an all-nighter? - Countless times. SEVEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN TAGGED AS WELL 1. Kenneth Soh 2. Amanda Poon 3. YiHuan 4. Sharon Poi 5. Melvin 6. Deniece 7. Valie  This is one interesting insect! The human botfly attacks humans! It deposits its eggs in hosts that would target humans such as mosquitoes. The eggs are deposited onto human skin and hatch upon contact due to the induction by the human body heat. The larvae grows by feeding on living tissues and will detach upon maturation. Cool har! Here's some cool videos! Haha! 2nd time this year.. CNY visit to Amanda's place last night! Great catching up with.. Amanda, YueYing, Deniece, Jolin, Serena, ShuYan, Karen, Gladys & SiJia!   There were: Movies.. Chuck & Larry AGAIN! BlackJack.. Won $1 =) Not forgetting.. Food! And a whole bunch of babes! =X Ages since all of us last played pool.. Last minute decision to have a few games of pool at Yishun SAFRA.. So.. There we go!  Kamal, Sherlyn & I! Too bad Sharon couldn't join us.. Cos' she was on..  A HOT DATE.. (See?! LoL!) Nevertheless, our game plan carried on with the addition of Gary! Behold.. The 4 "Most PROFESSIONAL" players of the table! We have...  Kamal! The guy who possesses abnormal pool abilities.. =X  Gary! (You'll find out later..)  Sherlyn! The 'amazing' girl who can hit AIR more then she can hit the white ball! =X  & Paul! The magician with such great magical powers to score the white ball (Cue Ball) more than any other balls! =X Of course, never underestimate your opponents! Who knows what kind of combos they could come up with?!  Ms. Have-Problem-Hitting-WhiteBall turned out to have a super-sexy behind-the-back combo shooting skill! However, being the infamous Ms. Have-Problem-Hitting-WhiteBall.. Notice how her cue stick is so off-targeted away from the white cue ball? =P  Gary turned out to have the legendary Sun Wu Kong (Monkey God) flying white ball combo shot! Yes. The white ball FLEW.. =X Great night with geat bunch of friends! Lovely Valentine's Day this year was spent with a couple "loved" ones like Kenneth, Kamal, Amanda & of course my loved one.. Shereen.. Fund raising ballooning for SJAB in YTSS with Kenneth from morning till afternoon.. It's always so fun sculpturing balloons with this buddy! Great job done with a pretty good amount of money raised.. 60 over bears with hearts plus 20 over flowers?! Thanks Kenneth! Couldn't have done it successfully without you!  The 2 BalloonMen! The 2 Sexy BalloonMen! The 2 Sexiest BalloonMen! =X Of course, will not miss out my sweetheart for Valentine's Day! Me (Thumbs Up): "Yes! Miracle Wall - Heals all pimples and gives you white silky skin! Try it!" Kenneth: "OOOooo... Ahhh~" I believe she must be so very delighted to see me so many times today.. Had a gift exchange.. I bet she loved her gifts.. I loved mine too! Our very first memorable Valentine's Day together.. =)  Ain't this so sweet?! Thanks dear! & YES! I LOVE PINK! Met Kamal & Amanda and headed to Amanda's place for CNY visiting.. Lovely home.. Lovely parents.. But maybe not so lovely Amanda.. =X I think I'll have a phobia of going her place.. So much good food! & she keeps offering you.. =X  Me, Kamal, Amanda - Watching 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry' Kamal: "Ahh~ I'm feeling so gay now~" 14/2/08 - Truly unforgettable.. Almost everywhere's filled with lovely bouquets and stalks of roses now.. Beautiful, fresh & brightly coloured roses.. And guess what I found in Northpoint's Cold Storage? Yes, roses too! But this is comical.. =D  I understand "Freshly Picked Roses".. But "Freshly Squeezed"?! =S Lol... CNY's almost the same every year with.. Lots of visiting to friends & relatives' homes. Lots of delicious home cooked food and new year goodies. Lots of gambling. Lots of chit-chats with fellow friends, cousins, aunts and uncles and grandparents. And not forgetting.. Lots of 'ang baos'! Of course, it's also a time to put on weight with all those non-stop day-night buffets! So, after CNY - EXERCISE! CNY Day1 - 7/2/08 Breakfast @ MacDonalds.. Followed by.. Visit to paternal 5th aunt's place. Other then the normal first day of new year with a buffet of tasty food from noon the night.. There was.. The coincidental 'Pinkish Trend' going among the guys! Wei Liang was in PINK long sleeves! Ah Chuang was in PINK long sleeves! I was in PINK long sleeves too! Highlight of the day was.. Kenneth's phone bill which totaled up to $101.37 with his Dad's written calculations plus unhealthy symptoms of excessive usage of handphones!   Lol! Interesting Dad I must say! Not forgetting my dear little niece, Tifanny, who screamed and cried so badly cos' she just couldn't kick me out of the bed! *Weird*  Luckily she loves balloons.. =P Night ended with... Top quality home-made 'yu sheng'!   Huat ah! CNY Day2 - 8/2/08 Visit to my maternal grandma's place Usual steamboat.. Pestered badly by these 2 boys.. Jason & Jerald   "Show me magic! Show me magic!" Lol! Ain't they cute?! Next was visit to my paternal 1st uncle's place.. My all-time-favourite cos' of...  The ALL-TIME-FANTASTIC spread of the loveliest foods among all my relatives! Woo! Bloated! CNY Day3 - 9/2/08 Visit to paternal 2nd aunt's place. Another buffet of good food! Haha! Short visit with lots of BlackJack a couple of bucks.. Got thrashed by little cousin Justin in DOA on XBoX! Visit to YueYing's place at night! Lost almost 70 bucks in BlackJack to Alvin in the first 2 hours! Luckily managed to recuperate 50 bucks towards the last few hours of the 9-hour-gambling-marathon!   9-hour-gambling-marathon from 11pm till 8am! From happy & energetic to.. Yawn... YueYing's brother..  My new-found brother.. Lol! CNY Day4 - 10/2/08 Visit to Ilhammi's place after ages! Terrific day gaming at his place.. Racing on his XBoX.. Woo! Stress relief! Call of Duty 4 rocks! Had dinner at Coca Steamboat Buffet @ Ngee Ann City.  Food was great as always! Dad was sooooo fascinated by the 'bapok' waiter/waitress he kept looking! Lol! The waiter/waitress was smiling so sweetly still! Haa! That's all for now folks! Happy Chinese New Year! Great morning with fun magic show in YTSS! Teachers & students were enthusiastic & high.. Probably cos' it's half-day! Lol! I believe everyone enjoyed the magic show! But probably disappointed cos' I didn't disappear their teachers.. =P  Nonetheless, *Thanks to the organisers for inviting me down. *Thanks to Kenneth for coming down at such short notice for filming my show. *Thanks to all the PA crew for blasting my music and remembering to play the "Mysterious Background Music" despite me forgetting my voice cue.. *Thanks to the backstage crew for opening the curtains at the right time. *Thanks to the backstage performers for not knocking over my case. *Thanks to Bryan for carrying & setting up my table on stage despite being only as tall as my table. =X *Thanks to Samuel for the only standing ovation from the massive sea of people! *Thanks to some teachers for the standing ovation throughout the whole show! *Thanks to my matches for obeying my orders to light up. *Thanks to my flash bomb for exploding 1.32 metres away from me safely! *Thanks to my bouquet of flowers for remembering to bow to the audience. *Thanks to my Ketchup & Mustard (Red & Yellow) fans for appearing smoothly. *Thanks to my cane for being able to change colour despite it's only 5-day training! *Thanks to my selected card for making 1579 people go EEeeww by making it's way beside a boy's smelly underwear! *Thanks to my predictions for coming true. =X *Thanks to my rings for shining so beautifully under spotlight! Last but not least, A big thanks to my dearest girlfriend, for all the encouragement & support.. ..And that bottle of water =) Finally it's the Chinese New Year again! For those wondering where I've disappeared to or what I was so busy with... Other than the magic show preparation.. It was... SELLING CHICKEN! Yes Yes.. I know it's hard to believe but Paul's a POULTRY SELLER too! CNY's a busy period so I got to be down in the market to help my parents out.. *Filial hor?!* =X Farrer Road Wet Market   That's why it's called wet market.. Freaking like raining in there all day long.. *Pardon for the improper English* Lol!  That's my work space.. I've got a chopper & chopping board OK! Certified Professional Chicken Chopping Artist! *Sounds more professional than Pro-Chicken-Chopper* =P  Check out the beautiful massive chicken slaughter~! Amitabha.. Sinful.. Sinful..  That's Mr. Paul @ work! DIE! You chicken drumstick! *CHOP*  My uncle @ work! Auntie (Waiting): "Ka meh la! [Faster la!]" Uncle (Chopping): "!@#$% Kwa wa ai bin [See my face?!!] I chop you like this chicken then you know!" The Certified Professional Chicken Chopping Artists!  Introducing... Mr. Kampong Chicken~! Hm.. Which should we chop first.. Head?! Toenails?! Backside?!  Hee! Chopped off that one chicken leg! Mr. Kampong Chicken got to hop on one chicken feet now~! =X |
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