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Shucks.. Took a cab today.. Saw this creepy brownish-yellow cockroach craw up my pants, across my lower tummy! As I attempted to sweep it away, it dived straight into my crotch region! Went right under my balls! Disappeared under my butt! Either it was crushed under my humongous bottom, or it went under my shirt or in my pants or worse still, into my briefs?!! Luckily it was the last 10 minutes of the ride.. Damn! I dashed out of the cab.. Horrible conversation Me [Looking calm but panicky inside!]: "Uncle! Your cab got KahChwa (Cockroach) leh.." Uncle: "Huh?! Really ar?!" Me [Fidgeting my butt]: "Ya! Just ran under my pants!" Uncle: "Haha! Tell you ar, actually every taxi also have KahChwa one la!" Oh My God!
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